Thursday, 14 May 2009

fascinating

(This is the second time ive written this-damn network that cuts off every 5 mins if u dont do anything.......)

So, yesterday we went to see the new Star Trek film-in a word, brilliant! I think its a brilliant reboot of the francise, even with the confusing camera control during space battles and the criminal underuse of Simon Pegg as Scotty-I want more of him in the next one!!!!!

There was one thing which confused me though-Uhura and Spock? The pointy-eared, emotionless boring conversationalist? Probably started with Spock looking at her and thinking "She looks hot in that uniform, and it is logical to think that she would look even hotter out of it-so logically speaking, i should get off with her" Star Trek, the dirty secrets.....

Gotta warn you, just read back this last paragraph and made me vomit a little and feel all girly. So spit while reading it or something........

But tha meant that James Tiberius Kirk, the biggest whore in all of sci-fi, didnt get the girl. This confused me until I realised the movie wasnt about him getting a girl made of organic material(would have said human, but didnt seem appropraite seeing how much he's got off with women from alien species. Doing more for different species getting along than the rest of the entire federation) The film is about him getting the one girl he is faithful to-the enterprise. And what better girl could there be? Always, in the words of scotty, gives all shes got and protects him-while also having the lasers and no need to cuddle in bed. Indeed many Trekkies would probably want to marry the enterprise if ths was pointed out.........I wonder how many trekkies are married to fellow trekkies who have changed their name to enterprise? Gotta be one-dad called Kirk and their children Spock, Bones, Scotty and redshirtwhodiesinanobviousplottwist.

Poor woman, and poor children.

If I ever marry a woman, her names gonna be Serenity:P

--For Pony--

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